The Daily Funny

At first:

When you realize they’re in front of your locker:

You eventually decide to give up and get out of that situation as subtly as possible:

When you tell your friends about it later:

At first:

Ten minutes in:

You start to regret your decision to see the movie:

The movie ends, and you start to get paranoid. The man next to you is clearly a serial killer.

Leaving the theater:

And you think she’s baking something delicious, so you sprint in:

But she’s sitting there with steamed broccoli and kale like:

And you try to subtly run away:

But she asks you to sit down:

And it’s all down here from there:

And you start off with a full bowl of batter:

And you decide to have a bite:

And another:

And a few more:

And soon your bowl looks like this:

And you feel like this:

So, you’re sitting there like:

But, after several hours your school still hasn’t called it, so you’re staring at the news like:

And you really have to pee, but you don’t want to abandon the television:

When they finally call it:

So, you have to resort to eating whatever is in the pantry…

At first:

After finishing draft number seven of your essay:

Deciding to apply to a few more schools:

Talking to that one friend who finished his/her applications over the summer:

Finally turning all of your applications in:

…But realizing you still have to wait several more months for results:

I’M SO EXCITED.

LJLSKJDGDSKJFGLKSDJFGKSDFGJ FUCK YES. SENIOR YEAR IS GOING TO ROCK. 

10 AM:

12 PM:

1 PM:

School starts the next week:

June 1st:

June 20th:

July 1st:

July 20th:

August 1st:

August 20th:

Senior year is going to rock!

It wasn’t.

I’m trying to register for my friends. 

I feel like they owe me money. Or oreos. Same thing.

Thanks for all the positive response to my post last night!!! I’m really happy to hear that I’m not the only one who shares a bed with their friends…I was starting to think I was even more socially awkward than I thought….

But, thanks for all the responses! I really appreciate them!