The Daily Funny

This is the place

Where my best thinking is done

It’s never any fun in the public one’s though

And maybe occasionally in the woods.

But that’s always awkward.

Especially on a slope.

I think and think

While I release myself into the seat of peace

This seat is so white,

and so hard.

Always seems to get the job done and

Free the mind of any hectic 

Thoughts.

Some like to read

But I just relax

and let loose.

This is

The toilet seat.