December 2011
when my sims sleep in the wrong bed
climbthroughthetide:
no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
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Watchthe-absolute-funniest-posts:
It was worth watching until the very end.
OH MY GOD THE END PART
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lifeisbeingattackedbymonsters:
finnlawrence:
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
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me: and my friend was like-
friend: what friend
me:
friend:
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friend:
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friend:
me: I DIDN'T MEET THEM ONLINE WE USED TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER AND THEN THEY MOVED TO ANTARCTICA FACEBOOK RECONNECTED US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS
favorite celebrity: hello!
me: can I take a picture with you?
favorite celebrity: sure!
me: can you sign this?
favorite celebrity: of course!
me: can you have sex with me?
favorite celebrity: what
me: what
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Meeting someone attractive for the first time →
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Expectation:
Reality:
Click here to get the onlypresent money can’t buy this Christmas!
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cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
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