February 2012
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Now entering sexual hibernation.
..The only solution to my apparent nymphomania.
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Welp.
I am so sexually confused right now.
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The Seat of Peace
This is the place
Where my best thinking is done
It’s never any fun in the public one’s though
And maybe occasionally in the woods.
But that’s always awkward.
Especially on a slope.
I think and think
While I release myself into the seat of peace
This seat is so white,
and so hard.
Always seems to get the job done and
Free the mind of any hectic
Thoughts.
Some like...
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Just read a poem about a toilet, called, “The Seat of Peace.”
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I have to read a packet of poems for my poetry class. They were all written by my classmates, and we’re supposed to give constructive critism, but, really, all I want to write is, “Just fucking start over.”
This is one gem:
As our summer fades,
Our memories will not.
This summer will always be engraved in my head.
And I will never forget it.
Or this:
But they told me I...
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Why do I always like people who I can’t date?
Why do I do this to myself?
Da fuq.
new year's: abc family harry potter marathon family event
valentine's day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
president's weekend: abc family harry potter marathon family event
st. patrick's day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
spring break: abc family harry potter marathon family event
memorial day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
independence day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
labor day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
columbus day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
veterans day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
thanksgiving: abc family harry potter marathon family event
christmas: abc family harry potter marathon family event
snivellus:
deansdickfreckles:
where are you taking those children
SCREAMING
OMG
I've just seen a map of the United States.
voldemortoutbitches:
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
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padaleskis:
is that a normal reaction to seeing a large penis
if someone looked at my dick like that i’d run away sobbing
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When your friend accidently touches your ass. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
;) don’t click
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My date will be here in an hour...
Fuck me. This is so stressful. I’m going back to being forever alone.
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My mother calls me fat, as though it’s the worst thing in the world to be.
Frankly, I can think of many other traits that would be worse - murderer, liar, thief, cruel, deceitful, insane…but somehow, society pinpoints “fat” as the worst thing for a person to be.
My own mother even feels that she’d rather have me be a murderer, then fat.
I disagree. If I had to...
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